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Are you one of the 46.6+ million Americans affected by mental illness each year? Whether you suffer or are affected…
Acronyms are stupid as hell, primarily because they never stand for anything tasty. They’re always about how you should move…
“Unbelievably, it is still legal to slaughter dogs and cats for the purpose of human consumption in 44 states across…
Everyone knows the disappointment of eating all the meat in a Chipotle burrito in the first two bites. There’s nothing…
Between 1965 and 1980, four culinary icons emerged : TGI Fridays, Ruby Tuesday, Chili’s, and Applebee’s. They all offered similarly…
You know when you’re just going about your day and you’re suddenly blindsided by some BULLSHIT that just sends you…
Buttermilk: This doesn’t technically ever go bad right? Keep. Capers: What are they? No one knows. They give the condiment shelf…
Humanity’s greatest fault is its hubris, which is on display every year as baseball stadiums around the country unveil their…
Are you a woman-lady with female-style sexy parts who also definitely HATES all that loud, shameful crunching noises that go…