Acronyms are stupid as hell, primarily because they never stand for anything tasty. They’re always about how you should move faster or what time of day it is, as if anyone gives a shit if it’s postmeridian or antemeridian. The sun’s out or it ain’t. Get the fuck out of here with your a.m. and p.m.
The only time-of-day-related acronym that means anything to me is STD: Snack Time, Dipshit. From now on, acronyms should only be used to improve the efficiency of snack requests. If you’ve always thought the famous Korn song “A.D.I.D.A.S.” stood for “All Day I Dream About Snacks,” and you like Korn a lot in general but have always wished they’d play more songs about just corn, this list is dedicated to you.
100 Snackronyms
ACA Affordable Caramel Act
AD Anno Domino’s
AM Ante Muffins
ASAP A Salty-Ass Pretzel
ATM Avocado Toast Me
AWOL After-Workout Lunch
BA Big Appetite
B&B Biscuits and Butter
BC Butter Crackers
BCE Big Churro Energy
BM Breakfast Mole
BMI Bread Mass Index
BS Buncha Skittles/Breadsticks
BFF Best French Fries
BTW Berry-Topped Waffle
BYOB Bring Your Own Bearclaw
CC Cupcake
CD Cookie Dough
CDC Cake Delicious Cake
CE Cheese Enchiladas
CNF Corn Nuts Frenzy
CSI Chips and Salsa Investigations
DC District of Cookies
DM Dried Mangos
DOB Dining On Bugles
EG Eatin’ Guac
ESP Entire Starbursts Pack
FAQ Fix a Quesadilla
FFS For Flan’s Sake
FM Fried Mozzarella
FML Feed Me Lunch
FF Fries Friday
FT Fish Tacos
FWIW For What It’s Werther’s
FYI For Your Indigestion
GIF Gravy Is Fire
GMO Get Me Oreos
GTFO Get The Fuckin’ Oreos!
HMO Homemade Oreos
HR Huge Ravioli
ICYMI Ice Cream, You Missed It!
ID Insert Donut
IDK I Don’t Kale
IMHO In My Hungry Opinion
JIT Jellybeans In Tummy
JK Just Kebabbing
KO Kalamata Olives
LLC Licking Lemon Custard
LMAO Lettuce Mustard Avocado Onion
LOL Lots of Lunch
LSAT Lemonade, Snickers and Tots
LSD Large Spicy Dumplings
MBA Master of Butter Administration
MD Medical Donut
MFA Master of Fruit Arrangement
NA Nuts Available
NDA Nachos for Dinner Agreement
NSFW National Swedish Fish Week
OMG Off My Gardetto’s
OPP Other People’s Pringles
PDA Public Display of Appetizers
PE Personal Elote
PHD Pretty Hangry Dude
PI Private Ingester
PM Pistachio Master
PMS Pre-Made Sandwich
POTUS Pepperoncinis Off The Uneaten Salad
PS Potato Station
PT Pasta Time
QED Quietly Eating Dessert
R&R Reese’s and Rolos
RBI Rum Battered In
REM Rapidly Eating Marshmallows
RIP Rest in Pizza
ROM Ramen or Macaroni?
ROTFL Remember to Order Tacos for Lunch
RSVP Ruffles, Soda and Vlasic Pickles
SMDH Some More Doritos Here
SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fudged Up
SSN Salty Snacks Now
STFU Share Those Fucking Utzes
SUV Sport Utility Vermicelli
TBA To Be Ate
TBH This Buffet Here
TD Takis Day
TGIF Thank God for Inventing Funyuns
TLC Tostitos, Lay’s, Cheetos
TM Tamale
UFO Unidentified Fried Object
UV Umami Vibe
VIP Very Important Pie
VR Vines and Runts
WASP Whoppers and Some Popcorn
WIP Watermelon in Progress
WTB Want to Binge
WTF Where the Fritos?
XL Extra Lunch
YA Yogurt Allowance
YOLO You Only Lunch Once?
ZIP Zone Improvement Pupusas
