Author: Claire Tadokoro

Claire is a writer/insurance broker in Kansas City. She currently resides in a one-piece swimsuit and you can follow her @ClaireTadokoro on Twitter.

“How Far I’ll Go” (Moana) – Performed by Rudy Giuliani “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” (Toy Story) – Performed by Fox & Friends “The Siamese Cat Song” (Lady and the Tramp) – Performed by Donald Trump Jr. with Eric Trump on backup vocals “Frozen Heart” (Frozen) – Performed by Kellyanne Conway “Colors of the Wind” (Pocahontas) – Performed by Richard Spencer “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” (Mulan) – Ivanka Trump Serenades Jared Kushner “Fixer Upper” (Frozen) – Recorded performance by Michael Cohen from 2016 “Un Poco Loco” (Coco) – Performed live by President Donald Trump “Reflection” (Mulan) – Performed…

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“Unbelievably, it is still legal to slaughter dogs and cats for the purpose of human consumption in 44 states across the country. This important legislation will prohibit the slaughter and trade of dogs and cats for human consumption, and provide penalties to ensure that individuals involved in the dog or cat meat trade are held accountable. Dogs and cats play a vital role in the collective experience of Americans and deserve protection and compassion.” – Reps. Vern Buchanan (R-FL) and Alcee Hastings (D-FL) in a joint letter concerning H.R. 6720 “Can ya’ll believe they just now made it illegal to…

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Summer is finally here, and this is the first time I’ve been ready for it since I was twelve and didn’t have butt acne. What, exactly, does “ready” mean? It means I bought a MF one-piece swimsuit from TJ Maxx. It’s sexy yet covers, it’s womanly, it’s in style, and it has officially cured all the summer woes of my adult life. Let’s dive into the benefits. I can swim. That’s right. No more do I spend twenty minutes adjusting a bikini top that is too big for my boobs, too small for my back fat, and too fragilely held…

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