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      June 4, 2026

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      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Jelly Roll and Post Malone Embark On “We’re The Same Guy” Tour 

      April 29, 2026

      COUNTRY SONG TITLES FOR DOGS

      February 18, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Spanglish

      June 16, 2026

      Sucking Dick Is Fascist

      June 14, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Masters of the Universe (1987)

      June 9, 2026

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      June 4, 2026
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      A Cartoon About A Prawn

      June 13, 2026

      Two Cartoons About Apples

      June 11, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      You Won’t Believe How Much This Panel From A 1950’s Horror Comic Is Still Scary Today

      May 18, 2026

      This End Up

      June 7, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026

      THE THREE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

      January 23, 2026
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      Report Card Comments for William, Duke of Normandy

      June 15, 2026

      Top Hegseth-Like Quotes Throughout History, And From My Neighbor Phil

      May 3, 2026

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025
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      We Put These AI Features in Your Faucet Whether You Like it Or Not

      May 20, 2026

      Anecdotal Evidence AI Isn’t As Smart As Our Parents Think It Is

      May 16, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Peanut Butter is Coming Back to School!

      March 6, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      Robot Butt’s Real Estate Investing Tips

      June 12, 2026

      Nietzsche’s Yelp Reviews

      June 10, 2026

      TOP 12 REJECTED NAMES FOR ‘HELLOFRESH’

      June 8, 2026

      Detailed Analysis Of My Performative Instagram Photo Dump

      June 6, 2026
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      July 28, 2024

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      January 15, 2024

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      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

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      June 17, 2026

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

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      February 21, 2026

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      February 17, 2026
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      June 17, 2026

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. Vance

      February 6, 2026

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      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

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      April 1, 2026
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      Stream The New Sketch Comedy Album Mr. Sandwich Right Now!

      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Spanglish

      June 16, 2026

      Report Card Comments for William, Duke of Normandy

      June 15, 2026

      Sucking Dick Is Fascist

      June 14, 2026

      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Spanglish

      June 16, 2026

      Report Card Comments for William, Duke of Normandy

      June 15, 2026

      Sucking Dick Is Fascist

      June 14, 2026

      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Spanglish

      June 16, 2026

      Report Card Comments for William, Duke of Normandy

      June 15, 2026

      Sucking Dick Is Fascist

      June 14, 2026
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    Washington, DC – In what can only be described as “totally awesome,” something happened today that was really cool and…

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    McDonald’s Won’t Deny McRib is Made of People

    By Robot Butt News Corp.November 12, 2014

    UPDATE (11/13): McDonald’s has once again responded to us, but their denials are beginning to seem desperate and, quite frankly, pretty empty.…

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    Winter is a Time for Real Men – and First Aid

    By Tim ClarkNovember 11, 2014

    This article originally appears at Life Explained and has been reprinted here with permission from the author. Saying farewell to summer, and…

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    At What Point Did “Anaconda” Make Your Ears Bleed?

    By The Robot Butt StaffNovember 11, 2014

    After listening to the entirety of Taylor Swift’s 1989 on repeat for the past week (every single song is a powerhouse,…

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    I Don’t Know the Words But I Really Like This Band!

    By B. Joseph JacksonNovember 10, 2014

    Meditations on going to too many shows One never wants to be the friend who constantly does, well, anything related…

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    ‘Doctor Who’ Season 8: The Emergence of a New and Refreshing Doctor

    By Tim GaydosNovember 10, 2014

    Note: This post is written with the assumption the reader has watched season eight in its entirety. Spoilers, Sweetie. The eighth…

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    25. Life is a series of random moments strung together by tendrils of futility until you ultimately expire and are…

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    Stock Image Sunday Presents: A Crumbling Relationship

    By SteveNovember 9, 2014

    “Why won’t she just eat the fruit?” Jake asked himself after a third unsuccessful attempt to playfully feed his girlfriend,…

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    ‘Pokémon Insurgence’: The Most Perfect Pokémon Game is Coming

    By Tim GaydosNovember 7, 2014

    You may remember me flipping out about the prospect of a Pokémon fighting game a couple of months ago. Well I’m…

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    10 Weird Things Your Cousin Said When You Tried to Kiss Her on The Family Trip to Great Falls Park

    By Jake GrifterNovember 7, 2014

    It’s that time of the year again. Leaves are falling, hot chocolate is brewing and families are getting together for…

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