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      August 24, 2026

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      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

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      A Cartoon About A Prawn

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      This End Up

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      Alexander The Great Solves The Gordian Knot

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      Modern Hail Sizes for a Golf Ball Illiterate Nation

      October 11, 2026

      SpaceX to Launch One Trillion Dollars to the Sun

      September 12, 2026

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      September 11, 2026

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      July 5, 2026

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      April 2, 2026

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      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

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      Who the Hell’s Paul?

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      October 29, 2026

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      October 28, 2026
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      July 28, 2024

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      June 17, 2022

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      February 7, 2026

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      January 22, 2026

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      September 30, 2025

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      February 9, 2025

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      August 11, 2026

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      September 9, 2026

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      September 2, 2026

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      August 31, 2026

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      August 23, 2026

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      January 3, 2023

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      July 17, 2015

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      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

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      October 17, 2026

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      October 16, 2026

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      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

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      November 4, 2026

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      November 3, 2026

      Who the Hell’s Paul?

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      The Young Renters Guide To Halloween In The Suburbs

      October 29, 2026

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      November 2, 2026

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    Things You Should Know About: ‘The Great Silence’

    By David MoganMay 22, 2015

    Here’s the deal: Spaghetti westerns kinda saved movies. If you look at the history of film, there is a dark…

    Thoughts

    The Boy Scouts’ War on Water Guns

    By SteveMay 21, 2015

    At first, when I read that the Boy Scouts of America were banning water gun fights, I thought, “HO BOY,…

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    The Mortal Enemies of ‘Destiny’ Work Together, So We Can, Too

    By B. Joseph JacksonMay 21, 2015

    Being the strict nerd that I am, I was one of the many people to download the newest expansion for…

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    Dog Won’t Stop Making Eye Contact With Owner While Pooping

    By Robot Butt News Corp.May 20, 2015

    MONTVILLE, Ore. – They say a dog is man’s best friend – at least, that’s how it’s supposed to be. But…

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    Statue Honors Living Statues Everywhere

    By Robot Butt News Corp.May 19, 2015

    NEW YORK CITY – Lady Liberty has a new roommate in New York Harbor and visitors are already lining up…

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    By M. Shea StanleyMay 18, 2015

    From the ongoing adventures of Detective Sherlock Woof:

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    The Weekend in Pop Culture: Some Very Mad Men

    By Tim GaydosMay 18, 2015

    Hope you guys had plenty of scotch at the ready, because last night we said a boozy farewell to Mad…

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    Lizards of New York

    By The Robot Butt StaffMay 15, 2015

    “My biggest fear right now is retirement. I’ve had a long and fruitful career, but when I look back on…

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    Get Cauliflower the Hell Out of Veggie Trays

    By SteveMay 15, 2015

    At my house, we like to buy entire vegetable trays, the ones typically reserved for all sorts of get-togethers. But these…

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