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    1. Forgive him. 2. No, don’t forgive him. Science is important, and the shape of our world is not to…

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    By Robot Butt News Corp.May 24, 2017

    ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Subway patron Kevin Travers, 28, left the popular sandwich chain agitated Saturday after the sandwich artist on duty had…

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    Scientists Reveal That LeBron James Will Be First Human to Conquer Death

    By Robot Butt News Corp.May 23, 2017

    BOSTON – At last, the search for the Fountain of Youth is over. In an article in the world-renowned scientific journal…

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    Your Weekend Jam: “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell

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    The music world lost another big one in Chris Cornell this week. The Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, and Audioslave…

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    By Vijay IlankambanMay 19, 2017

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    Body of Roger Ailes Transforms Into Pink Goo, Descends Into New York City Sewers

    By Robot Butt News Corp.May 18, 2017

    NEW YORK CITY – Early this morning, Fox News founder Roger Ailes was found dead at age 77 shortly before…

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    By Robot Butt News Corp.May 18, 2017

    WASHINGTON – Pleading for a break for the sake of his own health, presidential food taster Tom Dallworth begged for a…

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    The Liberal Media Conspiracy That Cost Alex Jones His Children

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    As a zealot avid follower of Alex Jones, InfoWars, and Mr. Jones’ other outlets, I’m absolutely appalled at the recent…

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