Dear Humanity, I wanted to take this time to offer you my humblest apologies for not creating bulletproof children. It…

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Wazzup party people, it’s cha’boi, Tyler Dylanson. We are going straight into the video here in a sec, but before…

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Hey America. Zuck here. Recent news has been troubling to say the least. Over the last few days, information has…

Listen here, you whiners – I’ve had it up to my mountains with all of your complaining about winter. You…

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