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      Tubi Tuesday: The Hellraiser Sequels Should Have Copied The Critters Sequels

      June 23, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Spanglish

      June 16, 2026

      Sucking Dick Is Fascist

      June 14, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Masters of the Universe (1987)

      June 9, 2026

      FUN & HARMLESS WAYS TO MOTIVATE YOUR BLUES MUSICIAN BFF

      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Jelly Roll and Post Malone Embark On “We’re The Same Guy” Tour 

      April 29, 2026

      COUNTRY SONG TITLES FOR DOGS

      February 18, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: The Hellraiser Sequels Should Have Copied The Critters Sequels

      June 23, 2026

      Local Theatre Group Reimagines Rent As Nineteenth Century Opera 

      June 22, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Spanglish

      June 16, 2026

      Sucking Dick Is Fascist

      June 14, 2026
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      A Cartoon About A Prawn

      June 13, 2026

      Two Cartoons About Apples

      June 11, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      You Won’t Believe How Much This Panel From A 1950’s Horror Comic Is Still Scary Today

      May 18, 2026

      PAPPY’S ICED TEA

      June 21, 2026

      This End Up

      June 7, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026
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      The Muse

      June 26, 2026

      Local Theatre Group Reimagines Rent As Nineteenth Century Opera 

      June 22, 2026

      Report Card Comments for William, Duke of Normandy

      June 15, 2026

      Top Hegseth-Like Quotes Throughout History, And From My Neighbor Phil

      May 3, 2026

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025
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      Scientists Say Newly Discovered InstaCart Receipts Reveal Surprising, Interesting Insights Into Habits, Lifestyle of Blue Whales

      June 20, 2026

      We Put These AI Features in Your Faucet Whether You Like it Or Not

      May 20, 2026

      Anecdotal Evidence AI Isn’t As Smart As Our Parents Think It Is

      May 16, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      Stop Curating Things

      June 27, 2026

      Formal Complaint: Quackenbush III, Pro Se v. Quackenbush Parents, LLC

      June 25, 2026

      So What If We Had Back-to-Back Biblical Plagues?! Prom Can Still Happen!

      June 24, 2026

      PAPPY’S ICED TEA

      June 21, 2026
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      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

      NBA Deems Draymond Green’s Latest Treatment a Rousing Success

      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

      Woman Pretending to Like Sports to Sleep With Man Asks Him Which Soccer Teams Played in the Super Bowl

      February 21, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026
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      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. Vance

      February 6, 2026

      Robot Butt’s New Year’s Resolutions

      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      TRUMP SPORTING HEADLINES PREDICTED TO APPEAR THIS SUMMER

      June 17, 2026

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026
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      Stream The New Sketch Comedy Album Mr. Sandwich Right Now!

      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      A Plan to Reduce Government Waste, via High Colonic

      June 28, 2026

      Stop Curating Things

      June 27, 2026

      The Muse

      June 26, 2026

      Formal Complaint: Quackenbush III, Pro Se v. Quackenbush Parents, LLC

      June 25, 2026

      A Plan to Reduce Government Waste, via High Colonic

      June 28, 2026

      Stop Curating Things

      June 27, 2026

      The Muse

      June 26, 2026

      Formal Complaint: Quackenbush III, Pro Se v. Quackenbush Parents, LLC

      June 25, 2026

      A Plan to Reduce Government Waste, via High Colonic

      June 28, 2026

      Stop Curating Things

      June 27, 2026

      The Muse

      June 26, 2026

      Formal Complaint: Quackenbush III, Pro Se v. Quackenbush Parents, LLC

      June 25, 2026
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    The Sexprints All Over the Church Van Are Not Mine

    By John JodzioApril 28, 2022

    Hi everyone, it’s Deacon Carl, standing up here on our sacred pulpit, in front of God and this entire congregation,…

    Entertainment

    I’m Concerned That the End of the World Will Affect the Release Schedule of Magic: the Gathering

    By James MapesApril 25, 2022

    It feels like every day brings a new, unimaginably huge disaster – some new variant in this endless pandemic, a…

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    Who Stole the Cookies From the Cookie Jar: A Hard-Boiled Detective Noir

    By Chris BrotzmanApril 22, 2022

    The rain was coming down hard and wet through the gunmetal midday sky. You could see the reflection of street…

    Life

    Work Sucks! 8 Getting Fired Stories That Will Make You Say, ‘Wait, Are These All the Same Guy?’

    By Walt BraleyApril 19, 2022

    8. Olive Garden (Indiana) We all know at least one person who has fallen prey to one of restaurant work’s…

    Politics

    The Republican Cocaine Orgy Code of Conduct

    By Meg ReidApril 16, 2022

    While attending this event, please remember that you are a distinguished member of a high-profile political party that is ostensibly…

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    Enjoy Your Stay at the Clarendon Hotel – We’re Sure You’ll Love the Demon That Has Possessed Your Room

    By MJ HunterApril 13, 2022

    Thank you for choosing to stay at the Clarendon Hotel. We’re sure you will find everything to your liking and…

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    I Just Think an NBA Player Is a More Talented Russian Hostage Than a WNBA One

    By Emily Kapp and Daniel StillmanApril 8, 2022

    A few weeks back, I did my typical morning routine. Woke up, poured myself a black coffee from a pot…

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    No Child Left Behind: A Detective’s Suburban Nightmare

    By Brendan O'BrienApril 6, 2022

    It’s Monday. Dawn. The adults of Westbrook suburb head off to work. Their routine and routes are gears in a…

    Life

    I’m Your Neighbor’s Trampoline and I’m Begging You to End My Hell of an Existence

    By Sarah LehmanApril 5, 2022

    Hello, neighbor. It’s me, the trampoline next door.  You look surprised. You think you’re sly, don’t you? I see you…

    Life

    This Call May Be Monitored or Recorded for Quality Assurance Purposes

    By Rémy DambronApril 2, 2022

    – Hello and thank you for calling Superfast, where, for the right price, all of your high-speed internet and cable…

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