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Author: Shannon Carpenter and James Burford
Shannon Carpenter and James Burford
Shannon Carpenter is a strapping older gentleman who enjoys the occasional donut topped with chocolate. And sprinkles, yeah sprinkles. Sprinkles are the bomb. As an at-home dad for the last nine years, he vows to take all comers in the speed diaper-changing challenge. Bring your A-game. Read more of his adventures, with his three kids, at www.hossmanathome.com. James Burford is a writer living in Kansas City. He can often be found having arguments with his cat, which he rarely wins.