Thank you for your email. I am currently out of the office and will not be returning. I am experiencing a higher than usual volume of requests, including but not limited to: requests to smile, requests to wave, requests to stand next to someone for the duration of an anthem, and requests to “just do the Christmas decorations again, the media loved that.” I am unable to respond to these requests at this time, or at any future time, as I am on a wellness retreat of indefinite length in a location I have asked my lawyer to describe only…
Author: Rach Dance
Rach Dance
Rach Dance is a writer and maths teacher based in London, where she teaches disengaged young people. She writes about work, politics, bureaucracy, and the various systems people create to make ordinary life unnecessarily complicated.