Hi there, Thank you for reaching out. I am currently within arm’s reach of my phone. In fact, I see that you’re calling right now. Unfortunately, my mind is in such a state of overwhelm that taking a phone call, even from a good friend, or a routine trip to the grocery store would suck the sole surviving drop of energy directly from the tit of my shriveled hypothalamus. Leaving me baking in the sun like a sponge. A sponge who, with his best mate, left his underwater oasis, a list in his pocket with one task: “Venture Bravely.” A world…