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    Spirit Christmas Bringing Backrooms Fun to the Post-Halloween Season

    Maury LevineBy Maury LevineDecember 2, 2025No Comments2 Mins Read
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    Sprit Halloween is expanding it’s new store, Spirit Christmas, to over 30 locations across the country beginning in December. According to Spirit CEO Peter Merchant, the company plans to build off the popularity of it’s pop-up Halloween stores. 

    “Consumers love our hands-on Halloween stores where we turn unused retail backroom space into retail backroom space full of cheaply made costumes and decorations,” Merchant said. “We’re planning on bringing that same sketchy experience to Christmas shoppers.” 

    Interactive Stores!

    Walking into a Spirit Christmas store, shoppers will be welcomed by The North Pole Rabid Reindeer Petting Zoo, where kids can touch Santa’s whimsically diseased venison. For families wanting a more action-packed experience, take a ride in Santa’s Sleigh Slay. In this virtual reality bloodbath, families shoot the meth heads who are trying to steal Santa’s presents as he makes his deliveries in “the bad part of town.”

    Costumes!

    Spirit Christmas will carry a large assortment of Christmas-themed costumes, including:

    Sponge Bob Jesus Pants

    K-Pop Grinch Hunters 

    Catholic Priest Furry 

    Scream Face Santa 

    Slutty Virgin Mary 

    Rudolph the Steampunk Reindeer 

    Diddy’s Christmas Party Attendee 

    Pennywise the Elf on the Shelf 

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Wise Men

    Yard Displays! 

    Nightmare Before Christmas Nativity Scene – This new display will have your neighbors saying, “Jesus Christ, what is that?” We’ve cast characters from the wacky movie as characters from the wacky story of the birth of Jesus. The dual-purpose kit includes:

    Haunted House/Manger 

    Jack Skellington/Baby Jesus

    Sally/Mother Mary 

    Oogie Boogie/Father Joseph 

    Mayor of Halloween Town/Shepherd 

    Zero/Ox

    Santa Claus/Donkey 

    Lock, Stock, and Barrel/Three Wise Men

    Freddy Krueger’s Miracle on Elm Street – Turn your lawn into a new Christmas mashup! See a ten-foot tall Freddy Krueger as he fills in for a deceased Santa Claus in the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. The motion activated Santa Krueger will realistically slice prices, and shoppers, in front of the haunted Midtown Manhattan Macy’s. Next, on the twenty-five foot tall screen, you’ll see the nightmares Kruger creates for all the children on Christmas Eve. Remember – Faith is believing in nightmares when common sense tells you not to. 

    Spirit Christmas – Tis The Season To Be Frightened! 

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    Maury Levine

    Maury is the author of the humorous mystery 'Shopping Bagged,' a contributor to the comedy websites The Broadway Beat, End of the Bench, The Spoof, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy, and had a riff used in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. He is also a drummer, and lives in Birmingham, Alabama with his excellent family.

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