I am in need of a trainer or sensei to train me in the ancient ways of white guy karate. My intolerable step-brethren Jackson refuses to stop harassing me. His latest transgression on the long list of many is he moved all of my perfectly constructed Star Wars Lego AT-ATs (illegal act because they are my property, by the way) into a long, perverse, and most of all NOT CANON train wherein they appear to be humping each other like deer or other four-legged wildlife.
I would like to do a cool ultra-instinct move to him that will leave him a shell of his former physical self, but I will settle for killing him in one swift blow if it is easier. Bare minimum the move should leave him dishonored enough that he cries, wets himself, or commits hara-kiri in front of his idiot friends. It’d be cool if it’s like a big heart punch or jumping neck chop. I would prefer not to do a kick because of a currently ongoing battle with hemorrhoids.
It is imperative that my future sensei be able to teach me this one single move quickly as I am extremely passionate about things for a short time and then move on to a new thing fairly quickly. Training for one day or one weekend if necessary should be good.
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