Did you know that lyrics from Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” will have you ready to impress at any AA meeting? Take a look:
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), there’s a stranger in my bed, there’s a pounding in my head. Glitter all over the room, pink flamingos in the pool.
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), I smell like a minibar, DJ’s passed out in the yard.
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), is this a hickey or a bruise?
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), pictures of last night ended up online. Oh well. It’s a blacked-out blur but I’m pretty sure it ruled, damn.
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), yeah, we danced on tabletops and we took too many shots, think we kissed but I forgot.
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar. So we hit the boulevard, streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark, then had a ménage à trois. I think we broke the law.
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), don’t know what to tell my boss. Think the city towed my car. Chandelier is on the floor.
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), think I need a ginger ale. That was such an epic fail. Pictures of last night ended up online. I’m screwed, oh well.
