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Mr. President, you’ve made an awesome start toward bringing back coal mining jobs and making America great again. But what about…
FRANKFORT, Ky. – During an announcement of a new tariff on foreign sugar imports at Sweet Tooth Candy Factory today, President…
WASHINGTON – Tom Price, Secretary of the U.S. Health and Human Services Department, resigned today, claiming that he wished to take…
I never considered myself a political animal. My philosophy has always been “all carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae are…
WASHINGTON – As Congress returns from recess to a packed agenda, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is already throwing up…
First they came for my flag, and I said nothing. Then they came for my culture, and I said nothing.…
1. My butthole doesn’t discriminate 2. My butthole has what most would say is a flattering haircut 3. When my butthole…
1. Mooch, v. to beg or scrounge shamelessly; also, to lose a job, marriage, and dignity in a short period…
President Donald Trump recently claimed that he received telephone calls from the head of the Boy Scouts and the Mexican…