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History Victor Frankenstein: We Should Delay My Disciplinary Review Until I Have Solved the Problem of the MonsterBy Matthew SeelyAugust 6, 2020 Dear Esteemed Members of the Board of Governors: It has been brought to my attention that the Board of Governors…