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Burger King is putting its 40-year-old Yumbo ham-and-cheese sandwich back on the menu and people can’t stop talking about it!…
I’m used to answering questions from my fans. I welcome it. Nothing brings me more pleasure than teaching someone how…
MEMO TO: ALL STAFF SUBJECT: SECRET SANTA To get in the office holiday spirit, I thought we could bring back…
THE NORTH POLE – In a statement released by The North Pole Council Thursday, Santa Claus has decided against eating Cindy Watterson’s…
PASADENA – Late Monday night, Officer Dylan Costaneda couldn’t believe his eyes as he clicked on his Best Buy shopping…
OAK BROOK, Ill. – Thanksgiving still isn’t over for one large and lovable fluff ball. Charles the cat of the Morrison…
As we continue our investigation into the very real possibility that the McRib is made of human meat, we have…