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BOSTON – John Thomas Middle School is getting a new social studies teacher, and he just so happens to be an…
On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first…
Today is the International Day of Happiness, the official holiday competition where you try to prove you’re happier than everyone…
PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they…