Regular folks will freak out, which is always fun to watch. Neurotics will go absolutely apeshit in a more dramatic-than-usual…
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Congratulations on surviving another term in the Trump Dynasty! They told our beloved God Emperor it couldn’t be done, and…
Let’s face it: we have just about had it. Every unretrievable second that passes and bombards you with the world’s…
1. Does this file make me look fat? 2. Is it bad that I’m just not in the mood to save…
Welcome one and all to this great land, a land of opportunity and freedom… There has never been a beacon…
To: Leigh Webber (leigh@wegothisyouguys.com) From: Montgomery Britterage (montgomery@wegotthisyouguys.com) Hi, Leigh, I’m sorry we haven’t been able to catch up about…
1. “How does a green bean have sex?” 2. “How does a green bean have sex with a human celebrity?”…
Given the recent college admissions scandal and the public’s ferocious backlash against elite institutions of higher learning, I feel an…
Every year during Lent, Catholics and other devout Christians aren’t allowed to eat meat on Fridays (or Ash Wednesday), as…
When you were in school, it was Campbell’s soup labels. Now your kids’ school needs box tops from your cereal.…