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When Justin Cho, 36, returned to his hometown of Dumont, New Jersey, with dreams of launching a food truck, his…
Psychiatric Evaluation Patient Name: [REDACTED] Date: June 2025 Section A: Please Explain Why Labubu Dolls Controlling Your Mind Is “Cool,…
Chief Executive Officer (CEO): the King of the Wankers. Zero brains and even less experience. A privately educated dog turd…
Nepo Babies. Where would Hollywood be without them? And where would you be if you had refused to hire your nose-ringed,…
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6’5”, 2,507-year-old heir to the throne of Zagdor seeks a corn-fed, normal-looking woman, preferably from the Midwestern United States. Perhaps…
I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought…
One of my favorite things to do is buy my kids the biggest box of Crayola crayons I can find,…
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