Author: Zia Ahmed

Zia Ahmed is a stay-at-home American dad in London.

For diagnostic purposes only. Your score may have important consequences for your future. Please rate each item on the following scale: No = 0 Yes = 1 Hell yes = 10 Are you a pathological liar? 1) When asked earlier this morning if you’d brushed your teeth, did you say “Yes” despite the blackcurrant jam coating your right cheek and eyelid? 2) Do you claim to raise quality of life? 3) Is truth irrelevant? Do you have a grandiose sense of self-worth? 4) Are your preferred pronouns we/us? 5) Do you demand that people or cultures adapt to service you? 6) Did you,…

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