Author: Tom Rippon

Tom Rippon is a copywriter by day and very often by night, too. His humor has also been published in Slackjaw.

Before we get started, I’d like to thank Pete for nineteen incredible seasons here. I have no doubt he’ll do great things in Indiana, but he’ll always be a part of this family. Absolutely irreplaceable, but that’s the task ahead of us. Pete, your mother and I wish you all the best in college, son. With that said, I’ll open it up. You seemed pretty confident coming into the week. So, what went wrong today? I’m a superstitious sports fan, Jason. Every win, every loss comes entirely down to me and my ability to control conditions. Today, I couldn’t do…

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