As I begin my third ghost tour of the month, I am taking the time to reflect upon why I have decided to spend my energy and money walking around dusty old houses and cemeteries. A lot of people like to go on ghost tours because it gives them a great sense of history or something. Others want to knock it off of their bucket list. Not me, nerds! I am on this ghost tour for one reason and one reason only: I fully intend to fuck a ghost. I have been on thirty-five ghost tours over the course of…
Author: Sarah Michelson
Sarah Michelson
Sarah Michelson is a recent college graduate who likes to write funny stuff. Sometimes she performs standup. One of her relatives once said that her set had her "laughing on the inside." She wears a lot of crop tops and has very pretentious opinions about things that no one else cares about.