Washington, DC – Supreme Court Justice (and beer cynosure) Brett Kavanaugh just ruled: “The determination of location, in this case, is straightforward. The damages, presented by the prosecution, are shown on TikTok – not on school grounds. Frankly, it is a ludicrous notion to suggest that the defendant is guilty of anything beyond becoming mildly successful on the social media platform.” This sweeping decision reverses thousands of expulsions nationwide and has received overwhelming parental support.
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Michael David
Michael David is a straight Caucasian male in his twenties. When he's not working as a caregiver at an Adult Foster Care home, Michael enjoys car rides, behind-the-ear scratches, and making others giggle.