Author: Leslie Diana

Former UCB Lloyd Night performer working in the Film/TV Industry. Feeds her corgi rejected jokes.

1. Molt: Top Note: nickel Middle Note: vetiver Base Note: snakeskin 2. Beach Nap: Top Note: sandy turkey sandwich Middle Note: lavender stem Base Note: low tide 3. Wood He, Wood Her: Top Note: campground wastebasket Middle note: strawberry Base Note: damp firewood 4. Winter in Copenhagen: Top Note: cold bicycle handlebars Middle Note: cold bicycle handlebars Base Note: cold bicycle handlebars 5. Not Your Mom’s Garden: Top Notes: marijuana Middle Note: bergamot Base Note: gasoline 6. Saint Grenadine: Top Note: Shirley Temple Middle Note: communion wafer Base Note: incense 7. Valedictorian: Top Note: letterman jacket Middle Note: overdue library books Base Notes: vanilla bean 8. Speaks Too…

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