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Author: Jason Bentsman and Paul Meurisse
Jason Bentsman and Paul Meurisse
Jason Bentsman spent 1,000 years in secret contemplation trying to breach the innermost secrets of the universe, and all he got was this lousy T-shirt. Writing has appeared or is forthcoming in The American Bystander, The Haven, Paris Lit Up, The Blue Nib, Montreal Writes, and elsewhere. He authored the environmental poetic nonfiction book The Orgastic Future (“A 21st century HOWL,” A.S., New Yorker & Vanity Fair). More info at: https://linktr.ee/Jason_Bentsman. Paul Meurisse is standing on a space rock traveling 67,000 miles per hour. What a feeling! Don't try to find him on Instagram or Facebook, because he's intentionally avoiding you. Not everyone: you specifically. In his free time, he enjoys waterskiing and regret.