Author: Ian Goldstein and Ryan Ciecwisz

Ian Goldstein is a writer/producer based in Brooklyn. He loves doughnuts, but hates heartburn. So he avoids doughnuts. Ryan Ciecwisz is a standup comedian/writer living in New York City.

Tell Him You Keep Hearing About This “Medicine” Stuff But Don’t Know What All The Fuss Is About Take him whale watching so his guard will be down (he’s a AAA member, so he can get a good deal on tickets). As you bask in the majesty of God’s creatures on Dave’s dime, ask him if he knows anything about this medicine stuff. “I keep hearing it, but I don’t know too much about it. Is this something that can, I dunno, help with internal bleeding?” Make sure to butter him up by telling him how cool you think his…

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