Hello from the Planned Parenthood of Greater Cleveland! It’s time to mark your calendars because we will be having a BLOWOUT day-after-Thanksgiving sale on all of our abortions. Yes, that’s right folks, with the most conservative Supreme Court ever set to hear challenges to Roe v. Wade this fall and winter, we won’t be in business much longer! This is an absolute CLEARANCE sale! Before we clear out our clinics, let us do what we’ve done best for nearly fifty years – safely and non-judgmentally clear out your unwanted pregnancy. But this time for a deep discount!!! This Black Friday…
Author: Elizabeth Simone
Elizabeth Simone
Elizabeth Simone is a comedy writer and cartoonist based in the Bay Area. Her work has appeared in The Belladonna, Slackjaw, and Points In Case (among others). Her writing has been described as "Hilarious! Not to be missed!" by her mom.