Dear Dan, As a valued customer, we want to make you aware that you are approaching your Talk Minutes® limit for your current billing cycle. With the recent difficulties of COVID-19, we here at AT&T know that calling your family every day – perhaps for the first time in your selfish existence – is more important than ever. We’re here to help you understand your usage: MAR 8-14: 60 Talk Minutes® The first week of the pandemic, it looks like you actually started picking up when your mother called, instead of pretending that you were “on the subway with no…
Author: Dan Ryan
Dan Ryan
Dan Ryan lives is NYC. His work has appeared in Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist and Points in Case.