Hi everybody! It’s me, Bilky McChisel! I’m the mascot and loss-prevention officer for the Robin Steele supermarket chain. You’ve probably seen me in the stores keeping an eye on you. I’m there to make sure you don’t rob us before we rob you. Oops. I guess I shouldn’t have said that. Not that I’m telling you anything you don’t already know. Anyway, I have some exciting news! At Robin Steele Supermarkets, we’re always on the lookout for ways to serve you better. And what could be more important than cancer prevention? Therefore, starting next week, we will be offering colonoscopies…
Author: Brian Clark
Brian Clark
Brian Clark was born and raised in Toronto. He spent many years in the newspaper business, working as a reporter and an editor. Stops included the Toronto Star, Bermuda Royal Gazette and St. Catharines Standard. He is now trying his hand at fiction. His humor pieces have appeared in Defenestration Magazine, Little Old Lady Comedy Magazine, RU Joking?, 101 Word Magazine and Fiction on the Web. Brian writes all his stories by scattering Scrabble tiles on the floor.