As America ages, many will leave the home where they raised their kids for a place where a kid is paid to raise you (into your wheelchair so you don’t miss the opening credits of Matlock). Yes, nothing is certain but death, taxes and senior living. Beware: sometimes a peaceful, pastoral name can cover up a den of uncaring quacks and battle axes. But not this time! These names were a dead (sorry) giveaway.
10. The COVID Arms
9. Shady Nurses
8. Palliative Palace
7. Hospice-Tality!
6. Arrest Haven
5. Golf Carts & Goiters
4. Ungrateful Daughter’s Dumping Ground
3. Blown Inheritance Inn
2. Wounded Knee Replacement Joint
1. Trump Triage Towers