I have done a number of “if you come to this show I’ll do blank!” posts in the last year, and the only one I’ve ever had payoff was the one where if anyone yelled out “do the Dew” I would chug a Mountain Dew. It turned out, in that instance, my wife told them to yell that.
So this time, no funny business. No games. No challenges. I am simply bringing a box of Robot Butt shirts to our show this Thursday night at Second City, and if you come to the show, I will give you one. Just walk up to me or literally anyone else there and say “hey can I have a shirt?”
You can ask before the you, after the show, or say fuck it and yell it out during my famous crowd work routine. I don’t care. I just want you specifically to come to the show shirtless and leave wearing a new shirt. So do it.