The writers over at Jeopardy work so hard. They deserve a break, so we went ahead and came up with a bunch of wordplay categories they can use for the right price. And if they don’t bite, we’re ready to auction these off to any game show. Drew Carey? Elizabeth Banks? Rob Lowe? I know you read the site. make a bid.

Seizure Salad
Fall Out Oy!
Family Lewd
Very Super-Stitch-Us
Gee, Sus Price!
PB and Jay Z
Time is Rumming Out!
The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe Malfunction
Edgar Allan Joe
He Shoots, He Snores!
Knock Knock Tokes
Newman Resources
John Hamm-ilton
Can You Beer Me Now?
Cereal Killers
Finding Memo
Zamboni Apocalypse
No Shirt, No Shoes, Church Service
Quiz Nose
Breaking Brad
pi = mc hammer