One More Shot
If you aren’t on the Scott Adkins train then you need to stop reading this article and buy a ticket. The British martial arts experts makes hard-hitting, paper-thin action movies for Netflix that I promise your dad will like. He’s like the white Jason Statham. This sequel to the Netflix original “One Shot” is, like the predecessor, filmed entirely in one camera take. It’s a lot like how Steve kind of only has one shot to fix our friendship. Only instead of saying “bruv” and kicking 19 guys in the head, he simply has to give me his updated Netflix password.
A Family Affair
Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman? Can you say hot, sexy, and confusing. This rom-com my mom has probably enjoyed went from a movie I’ve never heard of to a movie I’m livid I haven’t seen when I googled “Netflix original movies 2024” to write this article. Steve, we share EVERYTHING. That’s how being co-editors works. I find it personally AND PROFESSIONALLY unacceptable that you would keep from watching Kidman get dicked down by Troy Bolton. When I say you’ve hurt me do I mean what I say? Bet on it.
Under Paris
Whoa, I haven’t heard of this one. According to the description, a giant shark appears under Paris. This one is actually going to be too scary for me. I’ll skip it.
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F
Steve, you texted me that you don’t even have Netflix anymore, but I saw you log the new Beverly Hills Cop movie on Letterboxd. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh, and don’t say that this is all because of Netflix’s new password sharing rules that require everyone to login from the same wifi once a week. As I’ve told you multiple times (I KNOW I said this when Rebel Moon came out), I am more than willing to come to your home once a week and sign in to your wifi. I would like to stay for dinner also.
Spaceman
The Sandman in space with a spider??? Steve, you are killing me. I typed an email to Marty Dundics, the editor of the Weekly Humorist, asking him for his Hulu password. I’m too scared to hit send. I really don’t want to, but if you keep this up I’m afraid I’ll have no choice but to start running through “Into the Dark” on Marty’s profile.