One shot, two shot, red shot, blue shot
It does not matter which you get, just get your shot so you won’t get dead!
Say what, you do not think it’s safe? You think you’ll skip, you think you’ll wait?
That is silly, Friend of Mine, it’s really downright asinine!
Do you ride in a car, do you drink at a bar?
Do you walk across a street, do you eat grilled meat?
Do you eat grilled meat with your friends by a street?
The shot is safer than all of these, I would not kid, I would not tease!
You’re allergic to dust, so it’s not for you? No one really believes that’s true!
You fear that you will come to harm, you will not get it in your arm?
You will not get it here or there, you will not get it anywhere?
You think it’s part of a poisonous plot, to enslave humanity shot by shot?
These things you say do not make sense, I ask, do you know Science?
It’s taught in school, it’s very cool, but you are acting like a tool!
You speak of conspiracies and personal rights, while the virus mutates night by night!
You want to go maskless with total impunity while also speaking of herd immunity!
How do you square these, my illogical friend? Do you not want this pandemic to end?
Will you be a denier, in your bright red hat? Will you cling to delusions of your racist Uncle Pat?
You think you might get COVID from the COVID vaccine?
That’s impossible, my friend, ask any TikTok tween!
Now is the time to listen and to learn, to line up and gratefully wait for your turn.
I am the Doctor and I know best, You get your vaccine the first chance that you get!
It’s two little pricks, so don’t be a dick, if you will get sticked, we can have this thing licked!
