Wazzup party people, it’s cha’boi, Tyler Dylanson. We are going straight into the video here in a sec, but before we do, I wanted to address some of the recent controversy surrounding my last video, “DC Tourist nearly gets CURBSTOMPED by catapulted silicon dummy.”
First, I want to say that nobody featured in this particular video was physically injured by myself or any members of my crew, the Party Pranksterz. As with all of our videos, we did not plan how we would react to launching a ballistics gel cadaver from a medieval mangonel replica onto the Arlington National Cemetery grounds, or really anything beyond that.
Though our videos are always designed to be meant for entertainment, I’ve been getting a lot of hate from Twitter and the comments, so clearly you guys didn’t find it as funny as we did. We’ve since decided that our intention was to comment on the sketchy relationship between the peaceful atmosphere of a military burial and the frightening realities of war. We hope that this explanation of our poor judgment is sufficient.
And if it isn’t, I want to really apologize on behalf of all the Pranksterz. I’m sorry to anyone who was triggered by seeing a flailing rubber corpse fly through the air and then splatter all over the visitor center plaza like a spilt bowl of SpaghettiOs (not a sponsor, but hit me up Campbell’s if you’re watching). I’m sorry if you didn’t get the joke or disagree with the statement on the American military-industrial complex. If you felt fear or sadness, I’m sorry you felt those feelings. I’m sorry for triggering you, and I hope you can forgive us.
To all of our fans, thank you so much for your support in these trying times. Your defense of our heinous actions through racist, misogynistic, and homophobic hate speech is not okay in principle, but it does make us feel a little better <3. To all of our haters, we acknowledge your anger and desire for us to act responsibly. Depending on how many views this gets, we may even act on it.
I’ve rambled enough; if you really want to see what all the smack is about, click the link in the description. And as always, remember to like, comment, and subscribe for more sick content. Now on to our feature presentation – seductively eating bananas and shouting “Justice for Harambe!” at the MLK Memorial.