Rejoice – the end of soaking, scrubbing and scraping has finally arrived! Just point, spray and let Dawn’s new powerwashing dish soap do all the work. You can even stop worrying about that bright red, ever-spreading blob monster invading your drain!
I know what you’re thinking…
…too good to be true…
…there’s no substitute for good ‘ol fashioned elbow grease…
…stopping the blob monster is a fool’s errand – anyone who says otherwise is just delaying the inevitable.
All perfectly reasonable thoughts to have. But I’m here to unburden you from those worries.
Imagine for a second…
You’ve just finished a delightful meal with your family. The only things standing between you and some relaxing time on the couch are mountains of dishes and a murderous goo threatening to consume your loved ones.
You could stay in the past and rally the family around the sink to wash the dishes and fight back the craven slime with plungers. Or you could spray the whole mess down with our new foaming powerwash spray and step boldly into the future.
Some of you still might not be believers. Maybe you find comfort in the routine of doing dishes. Maybe you don’t trust chemicals that some fear-mongering news outlets claim “got us into this blob mess in the first place.” Maybe you’re tired of fighting and welcome the soft embrace of a blob death.
I get it – change is hard for all of us. There have been moments where even I have thought about letting the relentless goop monster climb up my arm as I scrape hardened cheese from my casserole dishes.
But you know what’s more satisfying than wallowing in whatever those feelings are? The phosphorescent sizzle of foaming slime on slime. The sounds and colors of domestic victory, that’s what.
So hurry out to your local grocery and pick up Dawn’s new powerwash dish spray. Just don’t be gone long enough for the blob monster to climb fully out of your sink.
