He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Politics If Sanctions Won’t Work on Putin, Here Are Some Bribes We Can Consider – and Also BorschtBy Rochelle ElanaFebruary 25, 2022 “Sanctions only work when they force behavior change, but in Putin’s case they won’t.” – Peter Tchir, head of global…
Articles We Will Only Grant Your Missing Daughter a News Segment If She Magically Turns Into a Lobster After Spending Time in the SunBy Rochelle ElanaSeptember 29, 2021 So sorry to hear that you haven’t seen your daughter in a week. We’d love to air her story, but…
Entertainment I, Luke Skywalker, Stand Squarely Behind My Decision to Pull the Jedi Out of Coruscant as Your Planet Is Overtaken by the EmpireBy Rochelle ElanaAugust 31, 2021 “I stand squarely behind my decision. After twenty years, I’ve learned the hard way that there was never a good…