He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
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Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
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