WALPOLE, N.H. – Citing a desire to get a head start due to the immense amount of information he will eventually…
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LONDON – First Tolberone changes its shape and now this. As the British government continues to work toward exiting the European Union…
NEW YORK – Following an election season which defied all expert predictions, real estate mogul Donald Trump was named President-elect…
NEW YORK – As polls close and the results of the 2016 election are counted, Brian Williams is reporting that there…
As a professional monster, I take pride in my appearance. I make sure my nails are free of dirt and…
CHICAGO – After selling his soul to the devil to ensure a World Series victory for his beloved Chicago Cubs, 29-year-old…
PITTSBURGH – Halloween is a time for goblins and ghouls to run amok – but it’s also a time for one local…
WASHINGTON – Continuing the time-honored seasonal tradition, President Obama issued his eighth Halloween pardon today, selecting serial murderer and cannibal…
SAN FRANCISCO – As Halloween draws near, the progressive news outlet Mother Jones has unveiled a haunted house unlike any other.…
Sure, you know about the billy goat and Steve Bartman. But the Chicago Cubs haven’t won a World Series in…