Paramount Skydance is launching a hostile takeover bid for Warner Brothers Discovery after it lost out to Netflix for control…
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KNOXVILLE, TN – Early Christmas reporting has confirmed local gamer and son of very messily divorced parents Jake Hoppins is…
VICTORIAN LONDON – This can’t be good! Early reports from this year’s haunting of a “Scrooge type” are saying that…
CHICAGO, IL – After calling 10 minutes ago to ask you the name of the guy from Nobody 2 and…
Way to go, dipshit!
All over the nation, dads are flocking in unison to their living rooms to prepare to explain the entire plot…
Sprit Halloween is expanding it’s new store, Spirit Christmas, to over 30 locations across the country beginning in December. According…
Bangor, ME. Last weekend, birders from every corner of the nation descended on Bangor (population 32,446) to become a part…
CHICAGO – This Halloween marks yet another in a quickly growing series of Halloweens that local man and all-around bad…
SPRINGFIELD, OH – The biggest tragedy in Halloween history (probably) struck tonight, when local trick or treater and soul not…