1. Abraham Lincoln’s Assassination Theatergoer 1: John Wilkes Booth is making his way toward the president’s box with the intent to…
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In what is surely genuinely shocking news, the gaming community is pissed off about something. Fortunately, this time the anger…
Of all the dismaying details from yesterday when I set your house on fire, none are more disturbing than this:…
Here you are again, at a complete loss for words. Perhaps you accidentally made eye contact with your rag-clad caddy.…
In support of man’s ongoing quest for knowledge, I present to you a small, unedited list of the search terms…
I’m sorry, honey. I screwed up. I should have told you I would be home late. I should have told…
Sonny Gardener: A competitive landscaper who thinks nothing of running the electric hedge trimmer at dawn on a Sunday to…
Recently, reports started circulating that White House staffers are now afraid their colleagues might be wearing wires to record conversations…
History is not a zero-sum game. Understanding why things happen takes a deep knowledge of context and an appreciation for…
1. The government shouldn’t have to be responsible for my mistakes. After all, women aren’t biologically programmed to enjoy recreational…