WASHINGTON – Current head of the recently renamed department of War and axe throwing terror Pete Hegseth has reportedly jailbroken his Tesla’s auto-driving functions to add more swerving.
Hegseth apparently asked Barron Trump to “hack into it” adding that he “doesn’t know any other kids” and “kids are good at that kind of stuff.” This comment was particularly confusing as Hegseth has two sons of his own.
After Barron apparently “hacked” the Tesla’s automatic driving software, Hegseth asked him to “make it where it kind of swerves a little bit into the other lane, then snaps out of it and corrects it really hard and suddenly.” the decision was driven by Hegseth stating that he gets very car sick when a car drives too smoothly, due to not being used to it.
We attempted to get a comment from Hegseth, but he was sitting in his Tesla’s passenger seat, drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade with the engine running, and we were scared to approach.
