Joan Jett: You own a leather skort
Stevie Nicks: You exclusively buy your clothes at Whole Foods
Janis Joplin: You exclusively buy your clothes at Rite Aid
St. Vincent: You wore a thrifted slip to your wedding
Courtney Love: You wore a thrifted slip to your last gynecologist appointment
Ann Wilson: You own an eel-skin purse
Nancy Wilson: You own eel-skin overalls
ESG: You’ve never bought an outfit from a Facebook ad but, wow, have you been tempted
Madonna: You sleep in your high school ex’s football jersey
Kim Deal: You sleep in your high school ex’s show choir uniform
Tina Turner: You own a denim thong
Grace Slick: You want to support local boutiques but find that Ann Taylor is the only place that “gets” you
Grace Jones: You’ve never gotten over giving up heels after developing bunions
Lita Ford: You own seven Hypercolor shirts
Tracy Chapman: You have a hyper-realistic tattoo of your pet
Tina Weymouth: You know that skinny jeans are the most flattering cut, yet you’ve moved on to wide-leg
Nico: You have worn a toga to a non-toga party
Debbie Harry: You don’t believe in wearing underwear with yoga pants
Chrissie Hynde: You believe it’s only polite to wear the band’s t-shirt to their concert
Kim Gordon: You’re not a furry but know what your fur suit would be if you were
The Bangles: You have a formal caftan
Sheryl Crow: You have worn athleisure to a funeral
Kate Bush: You once tie-dyed a tablecloth and wore it as a sarong
Yoko Ono: You stole your favorite shirt from a museum gift shop
Gwen Stefani: You went to prom in a duct tape dress
Liz Phair: You went to prom in a duct tape kilt
Sleater-Kinney: You didn’t go to prom but still made a duct tape tuxedo
Patti Smith: Your taste in boatnecks is unimpeachable