Is something going on? Don’t actually answer that because I think I know the answer: something might be going on.
Just the other day I was online, and all the pictures were gone. Well, there were pictures but they were completely black. It was like a coordinated blackout or something. Must be something to do with cutting back electricity usage, I don’t know. I think it’s a good idea whatever it is.
Personally, I unplug large appliances whenever I’m not using them to save power. But it’s just something I’ve noticed on the internet. Probably reading too far into it. Probably need to update my browser when I get home. Probably nothing.
Hold on, before you tell me what you think it might be, there are other things I’ve noticed too.
Like, for instance, have you noticed all the stores are closed? Like ALL of them. And the people that work in the stores aren’t in their regular uniforms but these new, all-white getups? And when you lean up against their storefront windows and stare at them they just look back at you and reach for a bottle of Windex. Must be something to do with allergy season – supposed to be pretty bad this year. Or a new fashion trend, I don’t know. I think it’s a great thing, whichever it is.
Personally, I get winter allergies so I’ve never known what it’s like. And honestly, I would wear the same new fashion but they won’t let me in the store to buy it. Probably reading too far into it. Probably just some late spring cleaning – better late than never. Probably nothing.
Wait, just one second. I want to tell you some other stuff I’ve noticed. It’ll only take a minute.
I don’t know if you’ve seen this too but a lot of people are marching around. Like a lot. A LOT. It’s like some sort’ve angry parade. Must be something to do with a civil unrest-themed holiday where the celebration involves marching and shouting. Or a new vocal fitness trend, I don’t know. I like it, whatever it is.
Personally, I don’t have much of a good shouting voice so I don’t think I can participate. And honestly, I’ve got bad feet for walking around for more than thirty minutes at a time so I don’t think I’d look in the spirit of the holiday if I started limping. Probably reading too far into it. Probably never get invited to a thing like that anyways, whichever thing it is, because anyone who knows me knows about my crappy shouting voice and weak feet. Probably nothing.
Sorry, I’ve got to cut you off again. Really fast. It just hit me. Maybe they’re all related to each other.
Call me crazy, wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard it, but these things seem like they could be connected somehow. It’s like an overarching reaction by the public. Yeah? Yeah, it’s like some sort’ve thing going on in response to some sort’ve other thing that’s being reacted to by the first thing. Confusing, I know. I’m all for it, whatever it ends up being.
Personally, I love stuff that happens after other things have happened. And honestly, when things stop happening it feels like something’s wrong because stuff and things usually happen. Probably reading too far into it. Probably, just the same old, same old. Probably nothing.
Nice talking at you, though. And if you end up sorting this all out, come back to hear what I have to say first.
