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    Questionable On-Screen Facts From the Music Choice ‘Sounds of the Season’ Channel

    Matt MoreaBy Matt MoreaDecember 18, 2018Updated:March 8, 2019No Comments2 Mins Read
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    • In Holland, Santa is called Poppin Christmin and it’s believed he leaves raw meat in children’s shoes.
    • Inflatable lawn balloons were invented to speed up neighborhood blight.
    • Since Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere, Christmas is a celebration of Jesus’ death. Easter is his birthday.
    • If you put every candy cane produced in the United States last year end to end, you’d have enough for a factoid!
    • During the year, Mrs. Claus is actually the CEO of Proctor and Gamble.
    • Rudolph’s red nose causes him severe anemia!
    • Christmas was canceled in 1967 while Santa served in Vietnam.
    • Hanukkah was introduced in 1988.
    • In Germany, the Grinch is celebrated for being goal-oriented and efficient.
    • Many believe Coca-Cola changed Santa’s suit to red, but it was actually Joseph Stalin.
    • In the 1940s, Christmas lights were dimmed nationwide to conserve energy for no reason whatsoever.
    • When the A Charlie Brown Christmas first aired in 1965 it was the first time many in the Southern US had heard of Jesus.
    • Christmas caroling has declined since a 2013 figgy pudding E. coli outbreak.
    • In Florida, instead of mistletoe, people kiss under expired Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.
    • A 1974 publicity stunt took an ugly turn when four Rockettes died cutting down the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.
    • Santa and the Pope are currently not on speaking terms.
    • The creator of Frosty the Snowman drew his inspiration from seeing drunk men trying to fight snow.

     

     

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