Josh Harlow, 28
Stock boy
Invented a society where “we’re all just bros, man. Like everyone just helps each other.”
Jessica Milton, 21
College student
Founded eight new forms of anxiety, including a crippling fear of leaves.
Derek Chow, 17
High school student
Took advantage of an untapped market by introducing pot to the youth of Springfield Catholic.
Mia Thelman, 15
High school sophomore
Revolutionized how we eat (and think about) Entenmann’s powdered donuts.
Lauren Bradley, 24
Digital marketing coordinator
Co-wrote and produced two-woman rock opera inspired by Taylor Swift’s body of work.
Tina Cassidy, 29
Digital marketing manager
Co-wrote and produced two-woman rock opera inspired by Taylor Swift’s body of work.
Ashley Bonham, 25
Unemployed
Transcended space and time.
Mikah Bhatt, 18
College student
Co-founded a startup for an app that turns your dreams into Instagram stories.
Josh “Big Josh” Tenenbaum, 19
College student
Co-founded a startup for an app that turns your dreams into Instagram Stories.
Mike Schroeder, 18
College student
Co-founded a startup for an app that turns your dreams into Instagram Stories.
Jaden Coleman, 20
College student
Co-founded a startup for an app that turns your dreams into Instagram Stories.
Jared “ROO!” Roosky, 23
Production assistant
Wrote an epic poem on par with Gilgamesh, The Iliad, and “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
Lynn Schlegel, 27
Accounting assistant
Forever changed the way we think about bees.
Brad Rothman, 21
College student
Experienced a 400% increase in sexual pleasure.
Amanda Spader, 22
College student
Experienced a 4% increase in sexual pleasure.
Randall F. Bedford III, 23
Business executive
Invented a new feeling that just can’t be described.
Julia Smart, 28
Cashier
Saw the future.
Jeremy Rach, 22
College student
Made it to the end of a hallway that was, like, at least thirty miles long.
Alexandra Swinton, 24
Customer service representative
Founded a new color.
Jenny Reid, 29
Unemployed
Became the first to fully appreciate the comedic appeal of apples.
