Every year, tons of great video games get published and just as quickly fall by the wayside without ever getting the attention they deserve. Here we take a look at some games that slipped through the cracks:
- CRUISIN’ USSR
Choose from the same car as everyone else and race down the streets of Moscow at the same speed as everyone else because we are in this together, comrade.
- FUNERAL: THE GAME
Relive the deaths of all your favorite dead guys and find out who’s going to attend your wake.
- MICROSOFT OFFICE SUITE 2K15
Use the Kinect to control Clippy and journey through 8 interactive levels including Power Point Palace, The Hall of Clip Art, and Word Document World.
- SONIC THE HEDGEFIRM
All the rings in the world can’t quench Dr. Robotnik’s thirst for blue blood.
- PAC-MAN VS MRS. PAC-MAN: THE DIVORCE
Things haven’t gone so well in the Pac Man household since Mr. found Mrs. canoodling with Pinky the Ghost. Now you can duke it out in court to see who can prolong the proceedings longer!
- SUPER COPY EDITOR
3,000 pages. One 12-hour session. Do you have what it takes to copy edit it all? Just make sure to watch out for paper cuts!
- BATMAN: ARKHAM OUTHOUSE
Use Batman’s forensic and detective skills to track Gotham’s most dangerous villians based on their fecal remains.
- O.J. SIMPSON’S GETAWAY RACER ‘94
Get your heart racing and evade the police as you drive over 30 mph through light traffic on straight forward highways with no real repercussions if you get caught.
- WHACK-A-BONER
Formerly known as “Smack The Meat Tube”; erection not included.
- ADMIN ASSISTANT ADVENTURE
Tired of just wishing you could get coffee, schedule meetings and take notes for an ungrateful and spiteful boss? Well now you too can live the sweet life of modern indentured servitude with Admin Asst Adventure.
- XBOX CONTROLLER SYNC SIMULATOR
Don’t know the frustration of getting your controller to unsync and resync to a different xbox? Now you can, and you can bring along three friends!
- MID-LIFE CRYSIS SIMULATOR
All the mania of real life with none of the consequences.
- MORAL KOMBAT: KANT VS HUME
Kant and Hume are banished to Earthrealm where they must set aside their differences and empiricism, and create a new religion. A new religion…of love?
- WII FIND THE CLITORIS
Help Nintendo’s R&D team learn how to please their waifus.
- MIDDLE EARTH: HANGIN’ IN THE SHIRE
Taking place during the events of Lord of the Rings, the game follows the adventures of Orgulas Brandybuck in the Shire, as he gardens, cooks, has some tea, and complains about the Took family.