EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”May 4, 2026
How to Stay Calm When Cursed Out by a Teenage Meth Tycoon While Teaching the Pythagorean TheoremJune 1, 2026
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon January 22, 2026
I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling RingMay 28, 2026
Woman Pretending to Like Sports to Sleep With Man Asks Him Which Soccer Teams Played in the Super BowlFebruary 21, 2026
LIFEHACK: When Your Dad Texts You About Not Understanding The Bad Bunny Halftime Show, Reuse Your Responses From The Kendrick Lamar Halftime ShowFebruary 8, 2026
Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. VanceFebruary 6, 2026
Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same DayMay 15, 2026
Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!March 9, 2026
Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same DayMay 15, 2026
Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!March 9, 2026
Politics Donald Trump’s First Truth Social Post Since His Meeting With Putin In AlaskaBy John HerrAugust 19, 2025 We copied and pasted this directly from Truth Social since so many of our readers check here for their news…
Politics If Sanctions Won’t Work on Putin, Here Are Some Bribes We Can Consider – and Also BorschtBy Rochelle ElanaFebruary 25, 2022 “Sanctions only work when they force behavior change, but in Putin’s case they won’t.” – Peter Tchir, head of global…
Breaking News Urine-Soaked Trump Thanks Putin for ‘Lovely Summit’By Robot Butt News Corp.July 16, 2018
Breaking News Vladimir Putin’s Nose Tickled By SodaBy Robot Butt News Corp.April 8, 2014 MOSCOW – President Vladimir Putin halted discussion with top Russian officials this afternoon to take a long cool swig from…