He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
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We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
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Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Breaking News After Rash of Severe Injuries in Rio, IOC Lifts Ban on Titanium SkeletonsBy Robot Butt News Corp.August 18, 2016 RIO DE JANEIRO – The intense Olympic competition has taken its toll on a number of athletes this year in Rio.…
Breaking News NBC Mistakenly Shows Olympic Event Between CommercialsBy Robot Butt News Corp.August 18, 2016 RIO DE JANEIRO – In a move that shocked North American viewers, NBC interrupted a tremendous stream of commercial advertising…
Staff Posts The 33 Strangest Olympic Sports of All TimeBy The Robot Butt StaffAugust 17, 2016 We all love watching the big sports of the Olympics – the endless swimming, track and field, gymnastics, etc. But…
Breaking News Olympic Swimmer Dominates Competition After Falling in Rio Sewage, Growing Six ArmsBy Robot Butt News Corp.August 16, 2016
